ADIEU
By Wendy: Shywalker


So the nylons have been tucked away,
the murderous stilettos cut to a stub.
Silk Stalkings is going away,
it wasn't great, but there's the rub.

We loved our Tom's comic flair
and his scattered references to fu.
We loved the way he ripened with age,
I think he looks better now, don't you?

Cassy could be a fair bitch at times. 
Though not as bad as her mother.
When Cassy slapped poor Tom around,
and he turned his cheek, Oh brother!

Harry was the ballast, he was the Stan Laurel
to Tom's Oliver Hardy.
Their comic talent so perfect and timed,
you never found the other tardy. 

In bidding adieu to the boobs and the guns,
not a tear will be shed.
But the loss of Tom, Cassy and Harry,
for those characters, tears will be bled.